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25 Signs He’s an Asshole

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25 Signs that He’s an Asshole.

  1. If he likes the number 7, asshole
  2. If he golf’s, asshole
  3. If he majored in business
  4. If he went to college
  5. If he didn’t go to college
  6. He had a beer once
  7. He has all 5 of his fingers
  8. If he enjoys a sport. Asshole.
  9. He hangs out with guys who are kinda like him…very odd and asshole-like
  10. If he has Asshole face….come on ladies, you know what I’m talking about
  11. If he’s ever had self
  12. If he’s a virgin
  13. If he knows what sex is
  14. If he speaks English or any language at all, he’s definitely an asshole.
  15. If he has freckles
  16. He has hair on his head
  17. If he’s bald
  18. Men who are educated about their rights are assholes.
  19. He works out
  20. He reads a lot
  21. If his mom’s name is Nancy Karen or Cindy. ASSHOLE.
  22. Guys named Henry
  23. Men who ever loved their mothers
  24. Men who loved their fathers
  25. If he breathes oxygen, big asshole.

This was written in response to “24 Sign’s She’s a Slut.”

Wow that was really enlightening. I guess at the end of the day we are all just Sluts and Assholes.

I am so glad I was finally able to let all women know the 25 Signs he’s an Asshole. Now we will all be able to identify these men so much easier. I am really thankful that a simple list of 25 things can help me skip the “getting to know someone” process and jump right in to judging them, because we all know that people aren’t unique or special. We all fall into simple categories, if you know one person you probably know every single human on the earth.

Hope this helped!

XOXO,

Haley Anne